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Hi, I'm Lars.
I'm a scummy, blue-haired, little faggot,
and a deadpanning extraordinaire.


[This tumblr is 98.75% sarcasm.]

"Let my enemies devour each other. "
- Salvador Dali


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if you find yourself offended or repulsed by something i say/do on the internet or otherwise, and it’s for a reason you feel is legitimate and you can back that up, you know, fucking say something. but don’t just say something, say it to ME. don’t go around making passive-aggressive remarks elsewhere, or bitch about me to someone else - it’s not their problem, i’m your problem, address your fucking problem properly.

i’m not psychic, i’m not going to know you’re pissed nor will i really care unless there’s some solid standing behind it and not just some overly sensitive whiny bullshit.

i’m not going to make nicey-nice everytime i say/do something because i hurt someone’s feelings, because some people just need to smarten the fuck up and not take everything so personally, however there is a difference between someone being a baby and someone finding something upsetting for a good reason. i’m not going to apologize to you because you’re being a suck.

and, don’t just send me some anonymous bullshit, because that’s just you covering your ass, you don’t really fucking care and that’s no better than doing some passive-aggressive bullshit to make yourself feel better, high and mighty, superior, whatever.

i have been called many things by many people, so there’s not much you can call me that will bother me. call me whatever you want, in any combination that you want, with any amount of cursing that you want. call me an asshole, a faggot, a fucking loser - whatever floats your boat. accuse me blindly of things that i may or may not have done.

i’m not going to get pissed that you decided to take me up on whatever (usually smart-ass) comment i made, nor will i attempt or allow other people to stick up for me (whether i was in the right or wrong). but just know that you better have a good fucking reason and you better hope i was in the wrong, because you are going up against a person you know little to nothing about and it’s very easy to make accusations based out of anger/frustration/annoyance.

even if you’re someone i like, calling me out for a legitimate reason isn’t going to bother me, so don’t worry about pissing me off because you disagree with me. and hell, ESPECIALLY if i don’t know you from anywhere, you really have nothing to lose if you call me out.

hi, my name is lars and you don’t have to worry about pissing me off if you don’t like what i do/say because i know many of the things i do/say aren’t going to be agreeable to everyone.

“You have to be consistent with your outrage.” - Jon Stewart

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